I present to you the results of an in-depth investigation, and one with shocking results: @human1 is in fact not what she seems.
human1 clearly is not a human but it's taken many months to finally prove this. I've gathered all evidence needed to present this case to the rest of you and here is proof:
Convinced yet? You have no excuses.
human1 clearly is not a human but it's taken many months to finally prove this. I've gathered all evidence needed to present this case to the rest of you and here is proof:
- human has no name
- She can’t ever seem to type without making some mistake... Is this the result of alien webbed feet?
- If she really were a human she would not need to constantly assure us of it.
- She reacts to posts like a machine... Perhaps because she is one.
- She never mentions her chickens. Like ever.
- She names her chickens after letters... Maybe because they are just used in her lab
- She never enters contests. Probably because she has no real address to have prizes sent to. Hmm.
- She never mentions her life outside of BYC. Maybe because there Isn’t one.
- She usually stalks threads before answering.
- She’s the only one not bothered by Nighttime Orange.
- She controls chicken math. That is something that is 100% impossible by any real human.
Convinced yet? You have no excuses.
