🍊👽🚫 The human1 case 🍊👽🚫

[black_cat]

KINDA SUS KATHERINE

PREACH

 

[the_peanut_coop]

this is one of the best threads I ever saw on earth

 

[Misfits Farm 92]

View attachment 2678963This ain't the real nighttime orange.

The single most terrifying thing in existence.

 

[marsmallowthesilkie]

@human1 maybe a grey alien or a yip yip martian

 

[H-B-O]

I present to you the results of an in-depth investigation, and one with shocking results: @human1 is in fact not what she seems.


human1 clearly is not a human but it's taken many months to finally prove this. I've gathered all evidence needed to present this case to the rest of you and here is proof:

• human has no name
• She can’t ever seem to type without making some mistake... Is this the result of alien webbed feet?
• If she really were a human she would not need to constantly assure us of it.
• She reacts to posts like a machine... Perhaps because she is one.
• She never mentions her chickens. Like ever.
• She names her chickens after letters... Maybe because they are just used in her lab
• She never enters contests. Probably because she has no real address to have prizes sent to. Hmm.
• She never mentions her life outside of BYC. Maybe because there Isn’t one.
• She usually stalks threads before answering.
• She’s the only one not bothered by Nighttime Orange.
• She controls chicken math. That is something that is 100% impossible by any real human.

Convinced yet? You have no excuses.

Its a she? Well this is awkward...... :\

 

[marsmallowthesilkie]

She is an alien. Can you guys at least try to investigate her, maybe, just maybe her name is written in numerical symbols, or alien language.

 

[marsmallowthesilkie]

or maybe "she" is a genderless alien

 

[marsmallowthesilkie]

something sus about @human1 is that she limits some people to view her full profile

 

[CHlCKEN]

she barely uses proper punctuation

False.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

False.

Nope. Very true. Can’t remember a time I’ve ever seen her use proper punctuation.