🎄Ugly Sweater Show Off

[topochico225]

Let's just say thank you to Uncle Adolf...

I'm very German. And we don't tan well. At all.

I look like Glorfindel in The Lord of the Rings when the Nazgul try to cross the Ford of Bruinen into Rivendell...

"Suddenly into view below came a white horse, gleaming in the shadows, running swiftly. In the dusk, its headstall flickered and flashed, as if it were studded with gems like living stars. The rider's cloak streamed behind him, and his hood was thrown back; his golden hair flowed shimmering in the wind of his speed....it appeared that white light was shining through the form and raiment of the rider as if though through a thin veil."

And again...

"...а shining figure of white light...an Elf-lord revealed in his wrath."

Or "beautiful and terrible as the dawn. Fair as the sea and the sun and the snow upon the mountain."
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Or perhaps raw chicken with the skin on it? Like milk or pearl in the moonlight?

Edward Cullen?

The point is I'm super pale.

Greetings, my fellow pale German

 

[ColtHandorf]

Greetings, my fellow pale German

 

[Nifty-Chicken]

Nifty?
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I swear(ter) I told you to delete that pic of me!!!!

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Greetings, my fellow pale German

I'm very pale as well. Mostly Scottish and Canadian heritage for me, though.

 

[topochico225]

I'm very pale as well. Mostly Scottish and Canadian heritage for me, though.

Scots-Irish/British/German here. Basically white to the 84th power

My summer tan line is like a black and white cookie.

 

[ColtHandorf]

Those are turrible for you!
But I suppose it's better than burning.

I like them. I don't go every day or anything, but I used to be super dark when I was younger doing it. I just feel better tan.

I found one...

I suppose it can be @JacinLarkwell. I don't have any EE...

 

[Nifty-Chicken]

@Nifty-Chicken I'm picking out ugly Christmas sweaters for everyone.
Look above I got you one.

Here's the one I usually wear:

 

[Kiki]

I can't. I laugh so hard I cry looking at it.

I swear(ter) I told you to delete that pic of me!!!!

 

[JacinLarkwell]

I like them. I don't go every day or anything, but I used to be super dark when I was younger doing it. I just feel better tan.

I found one...

I suppose it can be @JacinLarkwell. I don't have any EE...

Lol. My boy doesn't look quite like that though

 

[tripletfeb]

Scots-Irish/British/German here. Basically white to the 84th power

My summer tan line is like a black and white cookie.

I'm pretty pale myself. Mostly German with a touch of Irish. I have to pay for my tan(won't be doing that again)