1. How do you greet your chickens in the morning?
E) Quietly observe from afar with a coffee in hand.
[and then have another cup]
2. Whatās your coop-cleaning style?
D) Iāve designed a self-cleaning coopāsort of.
[DEEP LITTER]
3. Your chicken lays her first eggāhow do you react?
C) āCool. One down, a dozen to go.ā
[Pay your own way, ladies!]
4. What do your chickens eat?
C) Whatever they can findāplus kitchen leftovers.
[I have a "Biodiverse polyculture", that is, acres of weeds - but I do feed them]
5. How do you feel about chicken clothes?
E) Clothes? Iām still trying to get them to wear leg bands.
[Tried, gave up on leg bands]
6. Whatās your approach to chicken health care?
B) I
Google symptoms and ask on BYC.
[and wait on a short list of posters for advice]
7. One of your chickens goes broody. What now?
B) I
gently try to break the broodiness
with frozen peas and timeouts.
[by raiding eggs, see answer #3]
Results:
2x B, 2x C, 1x D, 2x E
Mostly Bās ā The Balanced Backyarder 
Youāre the perfect blend of practical and passionate. Your hens are healthy, happy, and well-loved. Youāve got chicken math under control⦠for now.
Mostly Cās ā The Chill Chicken Parent 
You're hands-off but you care. Your flock is fed, sheltered, and safe, but youāre not stressing over the latest supplements or coop paint color. Laid-back is your style.
Mostly Dās ā The Curious Clucker
Always learning, always improving! Youāre active on BYC, watching YouTube videos, and maybe even reading chicken behavior studies. You love sharing your flock journey.
Mostly Eās ā The Chicken Nerd 
You know your chickens inside and outāprobably better than some of your coworkers. You track egg stats, build enrichment toys, and maybe even dabble in poultry genetics!
THANKS, this was fun!