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[pennyJo1960]

have we all gone crazy

 

[Mimi13]

 

[Painted Calls]

I was looking at incubators online today. If I get my hands on one of those things, chicken math is going to hit me like a brick wall.

Been wearing one of my $64 VS push ups for 2 days. They're incubating in style. Got them tucked up under each boob. They ain't going nowhere. Maybe Mr. Overo will buy me an incubator here soon so I can free the ta-tas. I somehow doubt he'd be against that.

 

[pennyJo1960]

Your funny I am small gal 36 B I am big chested but in girth I have muscle no breasts.. They will never sag 60 and perky here

 

[ronott1]

The stay-at-home crap has finally affected me. I've officially gone completely insane.

I don't have an incubator. I've never incubated eggs. Broody hens have always done the job for me.

I currently don't have any roosters. Still waiting on those perfect guys. I'm extremely picky. Mr. Overo hates it... Anyhow, I cracked an egg from the newest pullet I bought and noticed it was fertile. I completely forgot she was in with a cockerel (black mottled) before I bought her.

Now here comes the insane part. Go easy on me...

I stuffed two of her eggs in my bra. For the first time in forever I have no broodies and actually need one. Go figure.

I have erm.... ample "chest incubators". Should I try to go through with this and hope one of the girls goes broody? Should I just take them out and forget it? This will be night 2 for Boobegg 1 and night 1 for Boobegg 2.

Thoughts/suggestions? I'd post in the hatching/incubating forum but I'm not exactly proud of myself and this is my home lol. If y'all think I should post there I will consider it.

Go buy an incubator!

 

[Shadrach]

Possibly female, in over sized tin can screams abuse at nurses who will probably be saving her life next week.
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FAKE NEWS!
https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-...ying-who-have-never-died-before-idUSKBN21811M

Ok, well caught.
I've noted the fact that it is not accurate in the original post.

 

[007Sean]

HEADER ALERT!!!!
Boobcubator channel
This is too funny!
https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/boobcubator-channel-d.1363869/post-22475007

 

[007Sean]

And another!!!

Can turkey poults use a heat plate?
I find this amusing....it's not like they have hands...can't turn it off or on!!!....then again, I have a warped sense of humor!

 

[sourland]

have we all gone crazy

Gone ?

Your funny I am small gal 36 B I am big chested but in girth I have muscle no breasts.. They will never sag 60 and perky here

penny, you make me laugh. I'm thinking about body incubating. Just have to decide where to put the eggs.

 

[Painted Calls]

Your funny I am small gal 36 B I am big chested but in girth I have muscle no breasts.. They will never sag 60 and perky here

I wish I was a B. 36 D here. I don't know what perky is.