1,001 reasons to not rid the world of DUX

[BantyChooks]

Ok so what’s the secret to getting your fingers drunk?

Put enough beer down the rest of you & the fingers go loopy. A lack of sleep helps.

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

It's a dark secret...so deep in the mysteries of secret societies that I can't tell you.

I "could" tell you...but then I'd have to kill you. And you seem like a nice person!
So I'd rather not.

Other than knowing @BantyChooks and @duluthralphie. Bad eggs those two are.

So how did you find out about this secret?

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

Put enough beer down the rest of you & the fingers go loopy. A lack of sleep helps.

Sounds like you’re talking from experience

 

[BantyChooks]

So how did you find out about this secret?

She ran away from the dude that tried to kill her after!
Between you and me your chance of survival is high. She can't run worth beans & her aim is bad.

 

[BantyChooks]

Sounds like you’re talking from experience

Pish posh.

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

She ran away from the dude that tried to kill her after!
Between you and me your chance of survival is high. She can't run worth beans & her aim is bad.

So she would shoot be with a gun?!

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

Pish posh.

I’ll take that as an admission of guilt

 

[BantyChooks]

So she would shoot be with a gun?!

That or hit you with a shovel.

I’ll take that as an admission of guilt

Can I plead the fifth?

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

That or hit you with a shovel.

Can I plead the fifth?

Yes you can plead the fifth

 

[Wickedchicken6]

Oh hey now. I am a perfectly good egg. Almost in lockdown, actually, and still wiggling.