I'm pretty happy to be born female . . . except on long road trips or beach bonfires with no restroom. Then I have brief moments of plumbing envy.
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Oh is that why women wear skirts?Nobody said pants were required. Improvise, girl.
Actually, yes. I'm not even kidding.Oh is that why women wear skirts?
Now your thinking.This is why I wear depends.
Y'all are hilarious.

Somehow we also have pee humor in place every few days or so.It must be late in the day. We've burned through hatching, broody hens, ear-worm songs and now we are on to pee humor.
Well done.![]()

Of course, when we are not talking about chicken poop.Somehow we also have pee humor in place every few days or so.![]()