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I call Megiddo! DIBS! I *
triple* dog dare you to try to take it from me.
Please, take Megiddo. I have strictly a spectator seat in the coming Armageddon. I won't even unleash the dogs of war. I expect you should contest Megiddo with Boyd and his Evil Ninja Squirrel Army.
Boyd seems strangely absent from this thread, doesn't he? Hmmmmm. No doubt making secret plans!
I'm gonna push the button to fire Boyd's secret weapon - a SQUIRREL CONTROLLER! It fires ultrasonic soundwaves all across the globe, summoning his squirrels to battle. He can then have his lieutenants (one of them being, hopefully, me) to command his Squirrel Legions in different areas of the globe!
And it starts on 12-21-12!
I will not unleash the dogs of war either... I get to unleash the SQUIRRELS OF WAR!
BOYD FOR OVERLORD! BOYD FOR OVERLORD! (Don't worry, Boyd. I've already read the guide for evil henchmen. Yes, it exists. Look it up.)