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I call Megiddo! DIBS! I *triple* dog dare you to try to take it from me.
Please, take Megiddo. I have strictly a spectator seat in the coming Armageddon. I won't even unleash the dogs of war. I expect you should contest Megiddo with Boyd and his Evil Ninja Squirrel Army.
Boyd seems strangely absent from this thread, doesn't he? Hmmmmm. No doubt making secret plans!
I'm gonna push the button to fire Boyd's secret weapon - a SQUIRREL CONTROLLER! It fires ultrasonic soundwaves all across the globe, summoning his squirrels to battle. He can then have his lieutenants (one of them being, hopefully, me) to command his Squirrel Legions in different areas of the globe!
And it starts on 12-21-12!
I will not unleash the dogs of war either... I get to unleash the SQUIRRELS OF WAR!
BOYD FOR OVERLORD! BOYD FOR OVERLORD! (Don't worry, Boyd. I've already read the guide for evil henchmen. Yes, it exists. Look it up.)
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Please, take Megiddo. I have strictly a spectator seat in the coming Armageddon. I won't even unleash the dogs of war. I expect you should contest Megiddo with Boyd and his Evil Ninja Squirrel Army.
Boyd seems strangely absent from this thread, doesn't he? Hmmmmm. No doubt making secret plans!
I'm gonna push the button to fire Boyd's secret weapon - a SQUIRREL CONTROLLER! It fires ultrasonic soundwaves all across the globe, summoning his squirrels to battle. He can then have his lieutenants (one of them being, hopefully, me) to command his Squirrel Legions in different areas of the globe!
And it starts on 12-21-12!
I will not unleash the dogs of war either... I get to unleash the SQUIRRELS OF WAR!
BOYD FOR OVERLORD! BOYD FOR OVERLORD! (Don't worry, Boyd. I've already read the guide for evil henchmen. Yes, it exists. Look it up.)
I just bought all of Harbor Freight's live traps. I will surround the battle site, with them.
Hey, if the end of the world is in 2012, at least most of us on the forum will have food for awhile, right? Just kidding, so don't all start telling me how you would NEVER eat one of your pets. I wouldn't want to have to do that, but if it did come down to starving to death or eating my chickens, at least I know where the meat came from and how it was taken care of.
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I read that a human only drinks about 13,000 gallons of water, in a lifetime. (half a gallon a day, for 72 years)
I think REI and Cabela's sell ceramic filters for water that filter everything but the water. Viruses, spores, cysts, etc.. That and you can buy those big, Culligan-style jugs of water, at the grocery store and put them in a closet.
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I read that a human only drinks about 13,000 gallons of water, in a lifetime. (half a gallon a day, for 72 years)
I think REI and Cabela's sell ceramic filters for water that filter everything but the water. Viruses, spores, cysts, etc.. That and you can buy those big, Culligan-style jugs of water, at the grocery store and put them in a closet.