2012 ... hype or possibility? NOT A DOOMSDAY RANT!

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I read that a human only drinks about 13,000 gallons of water, in a lifetime. (half a gallon a day, for 72 years)

I think REI and Cabela's sell ceramic filters for water that filter everything but the water. Viruses, spores, cysts, etc.. That and you can buy those big, Culligan-style jugs of water, at the grocery store and put them in a closet.

Only 13000 gallons?!!?

I'll keep that in mind, thanks!

LOL! Are you making fun of me?
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It just seems I should be able to drink more than 1/3 of a small swimming pool, in my whole life. I think I am not trying hard enough. Not living up to my full potential.
 
Just remember, if you drink a can of coke (pepsi, dr. pepper or mountian dew) in order to put the pH back to the correct value in your body, you need to drink 10 gallons of water.

People are slowly killing themselves with soft drinks.
 
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It has a low pH because of the phosphoric acid that nature-types drink as a liver cleanse. The carbonation will create a little pH dip too, but you can't neutralize acid, with water. All you can do is dilute it. If you wanted to neutralize it, you'd need to remove your stomach. It's filled with acid. No need to neutralize that. Your body uses salt, from your diet to make hydrochloric, for your stomach. The sodium makes your blood salty and drives water into your cells. The chlorine stays in your stomach to make the acid.

If you mix hydrochloric acid and sodium hydroxide (lye) you can pour the mix down the drain. It makes salt water.

HCl + NaOH = NaCl and H2O.
 
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I'm gonna push the button to fire Boyd's secret weapon - a SQUIRREL CONTROLLER! It fires ultrasonic soundwaves all across the globe, summoning his squirrels to battle. He can then have his lieutenants (one of them being, hopefully, me) to command his Squirrel Legions in different areas of the globe!

And it starts on 12-21-12!

I will not unleash the dogs of war either... I get to unleash the SQUIRRELS OF WAR!

BOYD FOR OVERLORD! BOYD FOR OVERLORD! (Don't worry, Boyd. I've already read the guide for evil henchmen. Yes, it exists. Look it up.)

I just bought all of Harbor Freight's live traps. I will surround the battle site, with them.

The Squirrel Engineer Corps carry miniature cutting torches, and all are well-versed in lock-picking. Besides, you can't capture a Ninja Squirrel.

By the way... You can't surround the battle site. It's physically impossible. The battle site is EVERYWHERE! China, Russia, Europe, the Americas... You'll be forced to make a noble last stand in Madagascar, not realizing that an antimatter bomb has been planted beneath your feet...
 
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It has a low pH because of the phosphoric acid that nature-types drink as a liver cleanse. The carbonation will create a little pH dip too, but you can't neutralize acid, with water. All you can do is dilute it. If you wanted to neutralize it, you'd need to remove your stomach. It's filled with acid. No need to neutralize that. Your body uses salt, from your diet to make hydrochloric, for your stomach. The sodium makes your blood salty and drives water into your cells. The chlorine stays in your stomach to make the acid.

If you mix hydrochloric acid and sodium hydroxide (lye) you can pour the mix down the drain. It makes salt water.

HCl + NaOH = NaCl and H2O.

ChloRINE or chloRIDE? Talk about pools!
 
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Your gonna have to take my word on this Q9. Ninja squirrels can indeed be captured. I, PERSONALLY, have developed an extremely effective anti-n. squirrel weapon code named Maggie.

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This weapon can out run, out jump, out persist and swallow a ninja squirrel whole after playing with it's little bloody corpse. I'm currently working on Maggie V-2. A new and faster model. Don't make me want to release them.
 
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I just bought all of Harbor Freight's live traps. I will surround the battle site, with them.

The Squirrel Engineer Corps carry miniature cutting torches, and all are well-versed in lock-picking. Besides, you can't capture a Ninja Squirrel.

By the way... You can't surround the battle site. It's physically impossible. The battle site is EVERYWHERE! China, Russia, Europe, the Americas... You'll be forced to make a noble last stand in Madagascar, not realizing that an antimatter bomb has been planted beneath your feet...

Which I will disarm, with 00:00:03 left.

All while the squirrels fail to resist the attempt to infiltrate the "squirrel-proof" bird feeders I placed in plain sight. One squirrel-proof is good for occupying 10 squirrels. They will be loaded with finely ground Purina Squirrel Sugar. It will give them a 30 second boost of squirrel-energy, followed immediately by hibernation.
 
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Evil moi? Naw....... Sugar, you got me pegged all wrong
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I call Megiddo! DIBS! I *triple* dog dare you to try to take it from me.
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Sits back to watch the battle begin... meanwhile in a bunker far far away... her mother is burying bags of rice... and other foods to make random soup with... oh and a geigercounter...

I hope she's at least using mylar bags and food grade buckets
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I call Megiddo! DIBS! I *triple* dog dare you to try to take it from me.
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Please, take Megiddo. I have strictly a spectator seat in the coming Armageddon. I won't even unleash the dogs of war. I expect you should contest Megiddo with Boyd and his Evil Ninja Squirrel Army.

Boyd seems strangely absent from this thread, doesn't he? Hmmmmm. No doubt making secret plans!

or totally entranced with my new 18 volt light duty chainsaw that weighs 4.7 lbs and made by black and decker with a 12" bar..... Clearing the property at the new house (5 acres of scrub brush) and pushing the trails to the river..... Oh and still moving stuff from the old house...

Don't worry, the rabbits made it ok, so I have my food source... The squirrels were the first to come. Cars stop in front of my driveway to watch the line of squirrels on the power lines doing chin ups .. .muahahahahahhahaha
 

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