Some time ago.. I had missed seeing the 2012 movie, and mom said I just had to see it.. so I looked it up on Netflix, and we watched the movie on the tv.
It was going along, people were suddenly realising the weather was worsening, and then oops! The world stoped in it's rotation
That's right everyone, the world stopped turning, one side was plunged into darkness, the other left in light, all while the weather worsened and the scientists tried to figure out how to make the world start spinning again.
It was hilarious! Turns out the movie I selected was called '2012 - Doomsday Apocalypse' or something like that
It was full of a Christian-esque theme (and I'm very Christian but I found it funny) of everyone suddenly realising what their 'purpose' was and the reason everything had happened in their lives.. and I predicted the end halfway through the movie! I did, I did, I have a witness!
The preggers lady abandoned in her hut got picked up by the traveling figure-everything-out peoples, and they drive to the mayan temple they just haaad to go visit while the preggers lady goes into labor.. when finally they arrive at the temple they lay her down on one of the altar things, of course, where she gives birth and suddenly the earth starts turning again and the birds start chirping.. all because she gave birth to some un-known baby on the altar.
It ranks as the single most, funny-because-it's-stupid movie I have ever seen. We were in hysterics, and I couldn't even be insulted by it.
All of that aside... remember when you were 10, and trying to figure out how the world or you yourself would be when you were 20 or 25 or 30?
It must have been like that for those mayans... how to imagine the world... and really, who can imagine a point beyond 2012?
Duuuude, that's like, so far away, man!
I think it's fun to imagine what the world would be like after a major event.. and even make yourself prepared for it... but it's not gonna happen anytime soon.
My time on earth isen't gonna end until Jesus comes back to get me... I, for one, would like that to be soon.
Though for all my wanting, I can't seem to pull a date out of my derriere. Perhaps it if was the edible kind of date they would have more sucess?
It was going along, people were suddenly realising the weather was worsening, and then oops! The world stoped in it's rotation

It was hilarious! Turns out the movie I selected was called '2012 - Doomsday Apocalypse' or something like that

It was full of a Christian-esque theme (and I'm very Christian but I found it funny) of everyone suddenly realising what their 'purpose' was and the reason everything had happened in their lives.. and I predicted the end halfway through the movie! I did, I did, I have a witness!
The preggers lady abandoned in her hut got picked up by the traveling figure-everything-out peoples, and they drive to the mayan temple they just haaad to go visit while the preggers lady goes into labor.. when finally they arrive at the temple they lay her down on one of the altar things, of course, where she gives birth and suddenly the earth starts turning again and the birds start chirping.. all because she gave birth to some un-known baby on the altar.
It ranks as the single most, funny-because-it's-stupid movie I have ever seen. We were in hysterics, and I couldn't even be insulted by it.
All of that aside... remember when you were 10, and trying to figure out how the world or you yourself would be when you were 20 or 25 or 30?
It must have been like that for those mayans... how to imagine the world... and really, who can imagine a point beyond 2012?
Duuuude, that's like, so far away, man!
I think it's fun to imagine what the world would be like after a major event.. and even make yourself prepared for it... but it's not gonna happen anytime soon.
My time on earth isen't gonna end until Jesus comes back to get me... I, for one, would like that to be soon.
Though for all my wanting, I can't seem to pull a date out of my derriere. Perhaps it if was the edible kind of date they would have more sucess?