Ended 2013 Easter Hatch-A-Long Random Funny Posting Contest Saturday, March 23rd!

[ozexpat]

Hey oz... U said on your crazy chicken man thread that you were going to sleep. But really your over here trying to get in some posts. Sneaky sneaky

i had to get a few in before my day gets crazy tomorrow

goodnight night owls

 

[LFchixranch]

I belive if we can't laugh at ourselves, we should laugh at others.....

 

[LFchixranch]

Really.....

 

[LFchixranch]

And we wonder why some children hate their parrents..

 

[LFchixranch]

Gotta love the Darwin Awards, http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2012-03.html

Smokin' Hot Sauce!

2012 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin​

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27 February 2012, North Carolina) "It was just a freak incident," said an investigator, that caused the death of 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning. Gary was at a friend's apartment when he spotted a salsa jar containing a mystery fluid. Thinking that it was an alcoholic beverage, he helped himself to a sizeable swig of gasoline! Naturally enough, he immediately spit out the offending liquid onto his clothes. Then, to recover from the shock, Gary lit a cigarette.
Whoosh! Gas+Flame=Combustion.
Firefighters responded to calls reporting a fire in the apartment, and found a badly burned man sitting on a charred carpet. The following morning, Gasoline Gary died at the UNC Burn Center in Chapel Hill.
Two mistakes caused his death. The first mistake was minor: gulping a golden liquid from a salsa jar. Although Darwin Awards editors feel that a jar of yellow liquid is best left sealed, drinking its contents usually does not lead to combustion. But the second mistake--lighting up a cigarette to recover from the shock of taking a mouthful of gasoline--was a decision that an average five year old would consider questionable. As the late Bill Hicks said, "Darn, we lost another idiot."
Gary's friend was a mechanic and kept the jar of gasoline near the kitchen sink to remove grease from his hands.

 

[LFchixranch]

How much do you love your chickens? As for me, not this much

(31 August 1995, Egypt) Six people drowned Monday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt. An 18 year old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot well. He drowned, apparently after an undercurrent in the water pulled him down, police said his sister and two brothers, none of whom could swim well, went in one by one to help him, but also drowned. Two elderly farmers then came to help. But they apparently were pulled by the same undercurrent. The bodies of the six were later pulled out of the well in the village of Nazlat Imara, 240 miles south of Cairo. The chicken was also pulled out. It survived.

 

[LFchixranch]

What do you call a cow on the hill?

Lean beef

 

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[LFchixranch]

And I belive this to be the results of somebody's Tierra contest

 

[mstricer]

HaHA LOL