"Why was the chicken sent to the Principal's office?" "Because it kept pecking on the other kids."
"Why was the chicken team so bad at baseball?" "They kept hitting fowl balls."
"Why did Mozart sell all of his chickens?" "They kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road?" "Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?" "An egg-splosion!."
"Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?" "The outside."