Ended 2013 Easter Hatch-A-Long Random Funny Posting Contest Saturday, March 23rd!

[coldupnorth]

 

[wolftracks]

 

[TMNfarm]

My frien's mom has skunks as pets... Also porcupines and grizzly bears... True story!

 

[Cynthia12]

 

[michaelf]

What do you call a filthy chicken that runs across the road and back again???





A dirty double crossing chicken! Lol

 

[wolftracks]

 

[Cynthia12]

 

[QuirkySue]

not very friendly!!!

 

[Cynthia12]

Oh dear..LOL

 

[SusanRenee]

Why do hens lay eggs?
(If they dropped them, they'd break!)
How do chickens bake a cake?
(From scratch!)
Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
(Because he works for chicken feed!)
What's the most musical part of a chicken?
(The drumstick!)
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
(To get to the other side!)
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
(Roost beef!)
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
(A poul-tree!)
What's a haunted chicken?
(A poultry-geist!)