Ha! I almost spit my breakfast out! However, seriously, if y'all want llama poop, which is black gold, I'd be up for offering gallon baggies of that. No maturition necessary, just sprinkle the little pellets on and happy plants!quick question.... I have a big pile of nice homemade fertilizer that came out of the barn last year.. definitely has to do with gardening... can I play?![]()