2020 Fall Ducklings 🦆💖

[Muscovy Wunda]

Well, i have a colleague whose last name is »Dong« - causing some laughter when he was assigned to a project in Australia. Apparently his last name is slang for p***s @Muscovy Wunda is that correct?
And don't forget this guy:
View attachment 2370291 But that was a hoax to blame FakeBook.

Yeah not many names are safe here...

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Just put a loop load of jalapenos in it. That's what I do.

Everything's better with hot sauce! - And ketchup…

 

[Mimi13]

Very close to where i lived, just a bit to the north and much quieter than Greenspoint. Since the mall went bankrupt the area is also nicknamed as »gunspoint«…

Wow! They lived in a really nice neighborhood, but they still didn’t feel safe. A couple of my step-sisters still live there, but my dad and step-mother sold their home and moved to Albuquerque to live with another one of her daughters.

Those big old cities just aren’t for me. Yeah, I don’t have the luxury of running to a fast food restaurant, but hey, I can pee in my yard if need be! And I can have all the chickens and roosters and ducks and whatever else I dang well please! Yah-uh!

 

[Mimi13]

Well, i have a colleague whose last name is »Dong« - causing some laughter when he was assigned to a project in Australia. Apparently his last name is slang for p***s @Muscovy Wunda is that correct?
And don't forget this guy:
View attachment 2370291 But that was a hoax to blame FakeBook.

No way! Somehow I’ve never heard of Phuc Dat Bich! Oops, there goes my immature humor again.

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Wow! They lived in a really nice neighborhood, but they still didn’t feel safe. A couple of my step-sisters still live there, but my dad and step-mother sold their home and moved to Albuquerque to live with another one of her daughters.

Those big old cities just aren’t for me. Yeah, I don’t have the luxury of running to a fast food restaurant, but hey, I can pee in my yard if need be! And I can have all the chickens and roosters and ducks and whatever else I dang well please! Yah-uh!

Big cities have their advantages, for example the choice of available restaurants is much larger which is important for a foodie like me: I miss the chicken from Popeyes, Churches, Shit-fil-A and Pollo Loco! I miss a real good BBQ - the only good one here fell victim to the beer-virus panic! There's only one Thai place here and - let's say i prefer microwaveable thai food instead. The nearest Walmart is 20 miles away, same with home depot and lowes…
But screw all this! I have 40 ducks now! There is no Home Owner Sucker's Organization telling me that i can't paint my house pink with green stars. I mow the grass or let the ducks trample it flat, no neighbor complains.
In fact the nearest neighbor is a mile away and that's a good thing! The neighbors were one of the reasons why we fled the city. Sunday morning 5:30 am BAM! BAM! BAM! POLICE SEARCH WARRANT! - And then we had the joy to watch the neighbors from across the street standing cuffed in their underwear in front of their garage while a K9 unit was searching their house. Would have been funny, because a-hole was a shameless understatement for them, but it was 5:30am on a Sunday…

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

No way! Somehow I’ve never heard of Phuc Dat Bich! Oops, there goes my immature humor again.

Mr. "dat Bich" was a fake to embarrass Fakebook, but my colleague Mr. Dong is real!
And he has the same immature humour as we share! - You know that scene from Crocodile Dundee 2 or 3?
Me and my colleague at a client in a heated discussion, client a-hole challenged me with "Yeah, but i have admin access to the system, what do you have?" Me: "Oh i have years of experience and i have a Dong!" - stunned silence - "Have you met my colleague Mr. Firstname Dong yet? He is our most experienced security expert." - roaring laughter, except a-hole…

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

@Mimi13 Just to feed your immature humour a bit more, the "f-word" is actually a relatively common last-name in Germany, look here:

• Metzgerei Fleischmarkt F*ck GmbH & Co. KG
• Fleischmarkt F*ck

Wel and then there's a town called F*cking in Austria: https://goo.gl/maps/MFfnt53Ad4ebgwPq9
Sadly a town called "ducking" does not seem to exist.

 

[Mimi13]

Mr. "dat Bich" was a fake to embarrass Fakebook, but my colleague Mr. Dong is real!
And he has the same immature humour as we share! - You know that scene from Crocodile Dundee 2 or 3?
Me and my colleague at a client in a heated discussion, client a-hole challenged me with "Yeah, but i have admin access to the system, what do you have?" Me: "Oh i have years of experience and i have a Dong!" - stunned silence - "Have you met my colleague Mr. Firstname Dong yet? He is our most experienced security expert." - roaring laughter, except a-hole…

What I’d have given to be a fly on the wall? Client a-hole probably initially thought, Why that arrogant son of a b**ch!

 

[Mimi13]

@Mimi13 Just to feed your immature humour a bit more, the "f-word" is actually a relatively common last-name in Germany, look here:

• Metzgerei Fleischmarkt F*ck GmbH & Co. KG
• Fleischmarkt F*ck

Wel and then there's a town called F*cking in Austria: https://goo.gl/maps/MFfnt53Ad4ebgwPq9
Sadly a town called "ducking" does not seem to exist.

You have got to be kidding me! What were those Germans thinking? They couldn’t even drop the “F” bomb if they wanted!

I can’t wait till BYC gets a new member...from Austria and someone here says, “Where in the world are you?” Uh, F*cking Austria! (I left the comma out for clarity.)

 

[Texag87]

I thought this was a fall duckling thread, not foul language or alien foods.