If you try #27, you may need a good chiropracter...
1.) A shrimp's heart is in its head.
2.) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's
sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in
the English language.
3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18
months, two rats could have over a million
descendants.
4.) Wearing headphones for just an hour will
increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
5.) If the government has no knowledge of
aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the
Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16,
1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any
contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one
knows why.
8.) 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
9.) Most lipstick contains fish scales
10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue
print is different.
11.) If you sneeze too hard you can fracture
a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze you can
rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force they can pop
out.
12.) In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a
period of 80 years, no one reported a single case
where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
13.) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
14.) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
15.) More than 50% of the people in the world
have never made or received a telephone call.
16.) Horses can't vomit.
17.) Butterflies taste with their feet.
18.) In 10 minutes, a category three
hurricane releases more energy than all of the
world's nuclear weapons combined.
19.) On average 100 people choke to death on
ballpoint pens every year.
20.) On average people fear spiders more than
they do death.
21.) Ninety percent of New York City cabbies
are recently arrived immigrants.
22.) Thirty-five percent of the people who
use personal ads for dating are already married.
23.) Elephants are the only animals that
can't jump.
24.) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
25.) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but not downstairs.
26.) Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
27.) It is physically impossible for you to
lick your elbow.
28.) The Main Library at Indiana University
sinks over an inch every year because when it was
built, engineers failed to take into account the
weight of all the books that would occupy the
building.
29.) A snail can sleep for three years.
30.) No word in the English language rhymes
with "MONTH."
31.) Our eyes are always the same size from
birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
32.) The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
33.) All polar bears are left handed.
34.) In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY
hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and
eyelashes.
35.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
36.) TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can
be made using the letters on only one row of the
keyboard.
37.) "Go," is the shortest complete sentence
in the English language.
38.) If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be
39-23-33. She would stand 7 feet, 2 inches tall.
39.) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
40.) The cigarette lighter was invented
before the match.
41.) Americans on average eat 18 acres of
pizza every day.
42.) Almost everyone who reads this email
will try to lick their elbow.
Did you?
1.) A shrimp's heart is in its head.
2.) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's
sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in
the English language.
3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18
months, two rats could have over a million
descendants.
4.) Wearing headphones for just an hour will
increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
5.) If the government has no knowledge of
aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the
Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16,
1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any
contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one
knows why.
8.) 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
9.) Most lipstick contains fish scales
10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue
print is different.
11.) If you sneeze too hard you can fracture
a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze you can
rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force they can pop
out.
12.) In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a
period of 80 years, no one reported a single case
where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
13.) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
14.) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
15.) More than 50% of the people in the world
have never made or received a telephone call.
16.) Horses can't vomit.
17.) Butterflies taste with their feet.
18.) In 10 minutes, a category three
hurricane releases more energy than all of the
world's nuclear weapons combined.
19.) On average 100 people choke to death on
ballpoint pens every year.
20.) On average people fear spiders more than
they do death.
21.) Ninety percent of New York City cabbies
are recently arrived immigrants.
22.) Thirty-five percent of the people who
use personal ads for dating are already married.
23.) Elephants are the only animals that
can't jump.
24.) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
25.) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but not downstairs.
26.) Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
27.) It is physically impossible for you to
lick your elbow.
28.) The Main Library at Indiana University
sinks over an inch every year because when it was
built, engineers failed to take into account the
weight of all the books that would occupy the
building.
29.) A snail can sleep for three years.
30.) No word in the English language rhymes
with "MONTH."
31.) Our eyes are always the same size from
birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
32.) The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
33.) All polar bears are left handed.
34.) In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY
hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and
eyelashes.
35.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
36.) TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can
be made using the letters on only one row of the
keyboard.
37.) "Go," is the shortest complete sentence
in the English language.
38.) If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be
39-23-33. She would stand 7 feet, 2 inches tall.
39.) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
40.) The cigarette lighter was invented
before the match.
41.) Americans on average eat 18 acres of
pizza every day.
42.) Almost everyone who reads this email
will try to lick their elbow.
Did you?
