A bit of an odd pickle with our local council.

[HenOnAJuneBug]

Tell the council that you are breeding chickens to produce a breed that doesn't emit as much methane to fight global warming. They'll probably give you a grant.

 

[MageofMist]

Tell the council that you are breeding chickens to produce a breed that doesn't emit as much methane to fight global warming. They'll probably give you a grant.

I thought about it. But I think they'd only consider it if it was cows.

 

[HenOnAJuneBug]

Mageomist: Most honorable council, I'd like to introduce you to my pet cow.
Council: It looks like a chicken. A rooster as a matter of fact.
Mageomist: Yes, but she identifies herself as a cow. You're not trans-speciesphobic are you?