A Cat's Map of the Bed =^..^=

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by chickenfeathers, Aug 18, 2007.

  1. chickenfeathers

    chickenfeathers Chillin' With My Peeps

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  2. Chelly

    Chelly Cooped Up

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  3. Standard Hen

    Standard Hen Chillin' With My Peeps

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    How true!!!! [​IMG]
     
  4. okiechick57

    okiechick57 Chillin' With My Peeps

    [​IMG] love the Pad to dresser section..........
     
  5. schmoo

    schmoo Chillin' With My Peeps

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    heaving spot [​IMG] if you only knew my cat!
     
  6. ratlummountain

    ratlummountain Chillin' With My Peeps

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    that is pretty funny! [​IMG]

    i thought this might be appropriate ...



    "Excerpts from a Dog's Diary"

    8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
    9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
    9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
    10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
    12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
    1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
    3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
    5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
    7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
    8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite
    thing!
    11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


    "Excerpts from a Cat's Diary"

    Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with
    bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while
    the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
    Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
    nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The
    only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to
    disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at
    their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since
    it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
    condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
    Bastards!
    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I
    was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
    However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
    confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn
    what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one
    of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must
    try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced
    that the other prisoners here are flunkies a nd snitches. The
    dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to
    be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has
    got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards
    regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have
    arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.

    For now...
     
  7. AccidentalFarm

    AccidentalFarm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I haven't had a good laugh like that in a long time! Thanks!!
     
  8. carterd757

    carterd757 Out Of The Brooder

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    :)Funny!!!
     
  9. mom'sfolly

    mom'sfolly Overrun With Chickens

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    Those diaries made me laugh so hard. I kept seeing my cats faces while reading. LOL
     
  10. bobbieguyette

    bobbieguyette Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Love it:D
     

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