A Cat's Map of the Bed =^..^=

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by chickenfeathers, Aug 18, 2007.

  1. Chelly

    Chelly Cooped Up

    May 11, 2007
  2. Standard Hen

    Standard Hen Songster

    May 17, 2007
    How true!!!! [​IMG]
  3. okiechick57

    okiechick57 Songster

    [​IMG] love the Pad to dresser section..........
  4. schmoo

    schmoo Songster

    May 7, 2007
    West MI.
    heaving spot [​IMG] if you only knew my cat!
  5. ratlummountain

    ratlummountain Songster

    Jul 18, 2007
    barkhamsted, CT
    that is pretty funny! [​IMG]

    i thought this might be appropriate ...

    "Excerpts from a Dog's Diary"

    8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
    9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
    9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
    10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
    12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
    1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
    3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
    5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
    7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
    8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite
    11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

    "Excerpts from a Cat's Diary"

    Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with
    bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while
    the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
    Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
    nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The
    only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to
    disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at
    their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since
    it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
    condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I
    was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
    However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
    confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn
    what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one
    of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must
    try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced
    that the other prisoners here are flunkies a nd snitches. The
    dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to
    be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has
    got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards
    regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have
    arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.

    For now...
  6. AccidentalFarm

    AccidentalFarm Songster

    Mar 29, 2007
    I haven't had a good laugh like that in a long time! Thanks!!
  7. carterd757

    carterd757 In the Brooder

    Jul 9, 2007
  8. mom'sfolly

    mom'sfolly Crowing

    Feb 15, 2007
    Austin area, Texas
    Those diaries made me laugh so hard. I kept seeing my cats faces while reading. LOL
  9. bobbieguyette

    bobbieguyette Songster

    Jan 12, 2007
    Love it:D

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