A duck walks into a bar.......

[Randy]

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

 

[thekid]

lol

 

[:)]

i fnally got that
haha

 

[mychookschick]

LOL... That took me a minute!

 

[Imp]

That's funny, but I had to read it a couple times.

Imp

 

[animalloverabh]

Isnt this what the duck song was baised on, but with bread and nails insted of grapes and glue?

 

[magistradomina]

I must be stupid, but I think it's funny, but is it really funny in an unexpected way? I don't get why it's so funny...

 

[eenie114]

Do I have issues? I got it the first time I read it, butI didn't think it was funny. Read it again, it was hysterical.

 

[BirdNut]

Hmmm, maybe you do... I read it the first time and got it, but only managed to stifle a chuckle each and every time I did.

 

[Yay Chicks!]

Heehee. I like it.