Here are some funny ones from CA...
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Here are a few funny ones from specific cities in CA.
San Francisco:
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe ones car with used underwear.
Norco:
All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
Hollywood:
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. (Honestly this one would be fun to attempt!)
Los Angeles:
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
Toads may not be licked.
Belvedere
City Council order reads: No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
Chico
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.