Gotta agree with the "teenager" statement! I teach 7th grade, and any time I have "technical difficulties", I just ask for volunteers. They straighten things out in no time.
I totally agree on the kid thing. We rescently started our website and were going to go look for a program to do it. My 19 year old son says "I better go with you. If you don't get something that is point & click you will have our whole network messed up." LOL Funny thing is I had to ask him what "point & click" meant.
My D brought in something similiar only it wasn't fuzzy yt (mold). Inside was a perfect egg. It looked like the reproductive tract came out with the egg still in it. It was just a white fleshy tissue, kind of the consistentcy of squid or some slimy fish flesh, no blood. These are new egg layers, 7 months old. By the time I got home, I couldnt tell which hen had laid the mess, they all looked fine. But I am assuming that she in now going to be eggless.