A good friend needs some help. Here's all he asks.

Let me tell you, those dragons had better stay far away from my property. I was hit by a fly-by-pooping last month and I nearly died. I don't know what they've been eating, but last I checked Tomatoes didn't have bones! I've installed a catapult in the attic, and I'm not afraid to use it!

Good day sir!
 
Can't say I blame the postman.

Nobody thinks about the poor unicorn! You really have to wonder what the postman did that would tick off a unicorn so badly. Perhaps this should be investigated. Maybe he's working for the tomato-eating dragons......
 
Nobody thinks about the poor unicorn! You really have to wonder what the postman did that would tick off a unicorn so badly. Perhaps this should be investigated. Maybe he's working for the tomato-eating dragons......
Uni found the big dictionary we keep on the top shelf and showed the postman his newly learned vocab.
 
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