A good pun is it's own reword...

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I have a reputation for a dry, sarcastic wit and a knack for memorizing details that are only valuable for watching parodies. The oldest DD and one of her best friends are cut from the same cloth. We'll watch that kind of stuff and be rolling with laughter and the DW says "I don't get it", which spawns more laughter.

Took them to see the Twilight spoof (grrr, was a little too grownup in parts), but most the clean stuff had us snickering for days. There's a scene that uses a line from Blazing Saddles (when the fistfight boils over into the musical) and I had to explain why I cracked up at the line. Now I have to figure out when it would be appropriate to introduce them to Blazing Saddles - maybe when they are 18....

Please keep these coming!
 
Just shared the frisbee one with previously mentioned DD. Got the awkward teenage dork laugh -- thanks, PineappleMama, for the chance at another bonding moment with my eldest
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Confucius say...

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky hand.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who sneeze without tissue take matter into his own hands.

Q9 cannot think of anymore funny Confucius Say jokes.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!

They once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper. It didn't work too well, it wouldn't take crap from anyone.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn - he dares the grass to grow.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack - his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him.

Last time Chuck Norris sweated, Noah had to build an ark.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own two hands.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

There is no Theory of Evolution - only a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.

There is no global warming - Chuck Norris got cold and turned the Sun up.
 
Oh well... dang. I was just looking for giggles and groans... that just made my day.

DS doesn't get ALL the humor available in parodies, but he's getting there... he is only 12 after all.

One of our favorite family things is to mock the Almond Joy/Mounds thing...

Sometimes you feel like a nut, some times you are one... hehe.

We all have our preferred trees... I think my FIL is more of a Walnut... traditional, dependable, etc

Now there's a topic... what kind of nut are you...

Almond... macadamia... are you staid or exotic... ohh so many options.

But, I can promise you one thing... my bark is worse than my bite...

I'm so lame I laugh at myself.
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