A take off of the "Have you ever _________?" game

[Kevin565]

Yes some bantams

HYE had guineas?

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Nope but I wish i would
HYE-- owned a cow?

 

[Kevin565]

No but I would love some Zebu Cattle

HYE owned a goose

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I wish.

HYE slipped in a big pile of snow?

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Don't get snow here last year was the first time in 14 years!

HYE-- owned a duck?

 

[Kevin565]

Yes I have

HYE kept Koi?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Yep.

HYE owned a 'special' chicken before?

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Yep all are

HYE- bought chicken food over 18.00$?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

You mean you have a yard full of retarded chickens?

I believe so.

HYE seen a Rolls Royce (of any model) before?

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Not only seen one, my dad owns one! Its a Blue Phantom... I never ask much..

HYE-- yelled at the mail man?