A take off of the "Have you ever _________?" game

[Kevin565]

No but have about my ducks

Have you ever written a poem about your birds?

 

[Fleabuskitty]

Nope. I have written a story about my chickens, though

Have you ever seen a five-toed feather-footed bantam frizzled easter egger?

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Uh. No....
HYE-- cared more of one chicken than another?

 

[starhobo14]

Yes. She lost her sister to a prolapsed vent so I feel bad and tend to give her more scratch when no one is looking.
HYE owned a Leghorn?
BTW I lol'd so hard to you mentioning chasing the Leghorn because that is what I chased for over 10 min! Man, they are thin and fast like I little sport bike!

 

[JerseyGiantfolk]

Yep my sister and I own Leghorns.... and when they molt... its, chaos....
HYE-- Seen your chicken get confused when it sees snow?

 

[starhobo14]

Oh yeah. That happened a lot last month.
HYE gone out walking down allies looking for back yard chickens?

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Nope
HYE had a mentally-challenged chicken? (and I mean beyond the normal mental incapabilities of chickens)

 

[Orpingtons4U]

Yes Tweety is one


HYE seen a rabbit give birth

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

No,
HYE breathed? (obvious answer)


(My 'mental enhanced' chicken is a banny hen named Anny -- she's, well really ignorant and naive...)

 

[starhobo14]

Yes
HYE seen a chicken slip and fall on some ice?