A year in the making: Thanksgiving turkey stories

chickenannie wrote: Are the numbers your total weight of processed birds?

Turks have processed me...

And all that sparring has resulted in a bucking of the trend : http://www.economist.com/daily/chartgallery/displayStory.cfm?story_id=14959618 - if the link dies:

ONE thing Americans should be thankful for this Thanksgiving is that they have not put on as much weight as the average turkey. Between 1960 and 2008, turkeys bulked up by around 11lb (5kg) to 29lb, an increase of 64%, according to the United States Department of Agriculture. Coincidentally, in that same period the average American man gained 28lb, almost the equivalent of a turkey, according to data from the Centres for Disease Control and Prevention, another government agency, and a Gallup poll of 2008. This year an estimated 250m turkeys will be raised, 8% fewer than a year ago, but still almost enough for one bird each for America's 308m people.

We are in the commercial sargasso this year: Both daughters `donated' their employer's `gifts'. So, we are cooking those at present (just got finished with KP duty, i.e., cutting up potatoes). We usually order a Slate Tom from an acquaintance who is trying to make a go of it as a turkey `rancher', but he sold out before I got an order in.

The only appetite that this flesh is heir to, that our turks might alert to, is a tendency to be a bit too curious, e.g., sacrifice `em, section `em, stain `em, mount `em, stage `em:
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However, there are other perspectives I consider:
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For an even odder view, from the turkey's point of view, BoingBoing TV's 2007 Thanksgiving `Turkey Wrap' is cute (it is censored, but ya been warned).​
 
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Yeah, thanks, Marlin, you've been great!
Daddy tom is sittin on the ground relaxin today, looking fat and clueless that he has been reprieved, or what today means to him !!
Actually, he's so well trained to go in his coop at night ("good tom, good tom... jump up tom") that I wouldn't want to start with a new guy. He must be 25 lbs and very churly. When he flies down from the fence, his huge body landing makes a big 'thwump'! I'm keeping him for breeding next Spring.
 
great update C.Annie! cant wait to see your success next year. we too, are improving our systems as we go along.

our mean tom was giving me the stink eye this morning.. i told him that he'd better watch it - it wasnt too late!
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Mean toms beware! (mine is just a doofus, fortunately).

Ivan, you are a true scientist (and a skinny one at that!). I love that your cat finds the microscopic table a nice place to sneak a catnap.

My friend and I were discussing why people don't eat more turkey year round. Hey, I think I'm going to post a question on that separately and see what others think.
 
My friend and I were discussing why people don't eat more turkey year round

i know! doesnt that strike you as odd?????..... year round turkey i say!! and Steve will LOVE this! but he might have to change his slogan from "Everybody loves a Turkey" to "one turkey a week is all i ask!"

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i know! doesnt that strike you as odd?????..... year round turkey i say!! and Steve will LOVE this! but he might have to change his slogan from "Everybody loves a Turkey" to "one turkey a week is all i ask!"

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Oh my gosh, Steve would never be able to fulfill all those orders!
 

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