ACADEMY AWARDS - Miss Jayne Contender

[chook pen jen]

dont forget defender of the poltry

 

[bluey]

Somehow, I'm beginning to wonder whether Miss Jayne is a real person or not. She just seems too perfect with all those recipes and possum killing. And the whole clown tale...puhleease!!!

Nobody's teeth are that white!

My guess is that Miss Jayne is just some 12 year old boy from Kuala Lompur possibly shy with bad acne in real life and on an ego trip.

That's my dimestore psychologist assessment anyway...

 

[ranchhand]

Quote:
Perhaps Miss Jayne's award should be a gilded shovel? I don't think she'd want a gold tooth..........

 

[ranchhand]

Quote:
Interesting point- just this morning I was wondering if Debiraymond isn't perhaps 6 people on linked computers........

 

[bluey]

Quote:
Interesting point- just this morning I was wondering if Debiraymond isn't perhaps 6 people on linked computers........

Now, there's a conspiracy theory I can get behind! Good one!

Sorry Deb...

 

[Gloria]

She gets my vote on all of the above too!

Great American Girl!!

Ain't nothing she can't do once she sets her mind to it. Always got something up her sleeve! You go girl!!

 

[CATRAY44]

Quote:
I have seen her and she is real, lol. And even nicer in real life, if possible. ( I even got to see her possem hanging clothespin!)

 

[English Chick]

Quote:
Ohhhh do we get to wear tiara's as well.....EC starts polishing hers....hands one to Lady Jayne >>>>>>>

 

[Gloria]

Quote:
I have seen her and she is real, lol. And even nicer in real life, if possible. ( I even got to see her possem hanging clothespin!)

Oh yes she is very real! I only live 5 miles from her so I know she is real. I've met her a few times now. And she did take the oppossum down before I got there the other day. lol Such a good girl that Lady Jayne!

 

[Steve]

Quote:
Ohhhh do we get to wear tiara's as well.....EC starts polishing hers....hands one to Lady Jayne >>>>>>>

If all you ladies are wearing tiaras...I'll get out my best suit.

I don't wear it often, but for a event like this.....well, I'll clean up.