ACADEMY AWARDS - Miss Jayne Contender

[Steve]

I can testify to one of the sweetest voices I've ever heard.....with peeps in the background.

 

[miss_jayne]

gosh, now i'm going to have to brush even more. there isn't enough toothpaste in the Tri-County area to support more brushing, but i could have it trucked in.

and whack more varmints. big, ugly toofy varmints...

edited to add: i paid Steve to say i have a sweet voice. i used a genuine imitation $3 bill.

 

[cristy17]

How about overall performance for Miss Jayne?!?
**Best use of a shovel***
**Best Teeth**

**Best use of Toothpaste**
**Most eggs in bator at once**
**Mostly likely to make everyone drool over a recipe**
**Best use of household ingredients**

Take your pick. She gets my vote for....

**Best Laugh for any Given Day:l**

MJ - you ROCK!!

Cristy

 

[CATRAY44]

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I second all the above!

 

[B. Saffles Farms]

She gets my vote on all the above,

 

[ranchhand]

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Well said, EC!!!

I can't say Miss Jayne is BEST, because it would mean everyone else isn't. But I can say that if I see a Miss Jayne post, I head that way immediately!


HOORAY for Miss Jayne!

 

[miss_jayne]

you guys are crazy go nuts!

is this a formal event? do i need to wear my 'good jeans'? do i bring the shovel with me?

 

[B. Saffles Farms]

Yes MJ good jeans, and bring the shovel, I think its up for best supporting actor.

 

[Daycare Mom]

She gets my vote on all of the above.

Good jeans and pink boots!

 

[Jena]

How about "Best Scary monster" and also "Best Clown",

or why not just "one of the best all round eggs with an amazing sense of humour and several special talents" ( Bit long but right and doesn't leave the rest of you out)

certainly makes me smile when I am being a misery.

Jena.