ACADEMY AWARDS - Miss Jayne Contender

[Jena]

Steve, you look very smart there, and perfect to escort the "ladies in Tiaras" my goodness we could have our own oscars here.

lol... Thank you all for the smiles today. I think a golden shovel would be perfect, Lady Jayne could also use it in her scary mode too....lol.

Jena.

 

[ozark hen]

I vote for all the above and more! I wish I looked like Miss J!! Steve you clean up real nice

 

[Lunachick]

Miss Jayne certainly gets a vote from me!

 

[Steve]

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Looks can be very deceiving.

 

[CATRAY44]

Very handsome, Steve. You clean up good, as my grandma would say... Now where is Sam in his western suit?

 

[ScoobyRoo]

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Silly you! You are to wear your 'matching' clown outfit with the varmint shovel in one hand and a rolling pin in the other.

 

[miss_jayne]

Steve cleans up right nice!

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yep, cuz i'm a real doll....

here's step by step:

1. put on dirty sweatshirt from yesterday, cuz you KNOW you're gonna get chicken poo on it anyway.

2. stick finger in light socket until hair curls up like Helena Bonham-Carter crossed with Don King.

3. put on lip goo. necessary for all of life's functions.

4. smile. a lot. with lots of big, honking horse teeth.

5. get yer shovel & put yer pink boots on! woo hooo!

you should look something like this...

 

[Jude]

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That is what I keep telling him.

 

[ranchhand]

Holy hens, I'm getting lost- again..... sigh.

Miss Jayne, do you ever star in a photo that's not a "mug shot"? And I saw marcara in there with the lip goo!
(My boots are red. No basic black for me!)



Steve, you do clean up pretty good! Yowser!



Jude, who are you? And what is the relation to Steve?

edit for a whisper, not a shout!

 

[CATRAY44]

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That is what I keep telling him.

Nice to meet you, Jude! Are you Steve's better half?

When my hubby gets dressed up my kids tell him, "You sure are purdy, Paw!"