nawwww i couldnt kill him i would give him away before that happened
i will try being nice to him when im around him but i would never kill him
i have no kids so that is fine i have lear Here are the Redwicket Rules for Roosters 1. You shall look pretty. If you don't look pretty, you go to the stew pot. 2. You shall be nice to hens. Rough up the hens, you go to the stew pot. 3. You shall not breed hens in front of me. If you try to breed a hen while I'm around, I will kick you. Hard. Those are MY hens, buster. 4. You belong to me. Therefore, I will pick you up off the roost any time I feel like it. I will carry you upside down, I will tickle your toes, I will look at your feathers, I will call you "Itsy Bitsy Cutie Wooty Widdly Rooster Baby." 5. You shall not take one single offensive action towards any human. The first offensive action, no matter how small (like looking at me mean with feathers puffed up) will result in you immediately being chased around the pasture as fast as I can go while I scream and squawk and try to hit you with whatever I'm carrying. After this, you will be punished by being picked up and carried around all the time. See #4. 6. The second offensive action taken toward any human, no matter how small, and you go into the stew pot. There are no third chances.
I LOVE these rules