Our backyard is 1/4 acre.. most of which is lovely green lawn.. yet my quacker and chooks seem to think our deck at the back door is a cool place to hang out and POOP! If they hear you in the house they come up and peck on the windows... My husband works night shift so I am out there every evening getting rid of the evidence.. Why no darling, they don't come on the deck at all... BAH!

