12 Years
Jan 4, 2008
Central MA
I haven't seen Purplechicken lately.

Todays news

"We don't know how this could happen." the roosters say.

"I don't have anything!" the hens say.

Purplechicken has gone missing and purple feathers have led into a small hole, attempts to squirt poop down the hole to wake him up have failed so far. Police say they may need to call in Nifty to dig him out.

"I saw his purple legs waving in the air in the hole last night," says Hooligan, "This morning they were gone, so I assumed he escaped."

"I know he's up to NO GOOD!" says Scrambledegg.

more news at 5

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