Aliens like tattooed people better

[birdiemomma]

Im an avid listener of Coast to Coast AM and I heard last night that the aliens are more drawn to humans with tattoos.

I'm looking forward to being beamed up somewhere. Who else is going along for the ride?

 

[theoldchick]

I guess I'll be left behind. Dang!

 

[cupman]

I'm thinking people with tattoos tend to be more drawn towards the aliens.

 

[conny63malies]

I wish i could , but i am busy. I am still looking for Bigfoot.

 

[MaryMouse]

Well all the aliens have to do beam up a tattoo artist, and they will be all set.

 

[oldrooster]

Nope no beam up here but just to make sure I am wearing an aluminum foil cap and am constantly on the look out for the greys, the men in black and the black cars and choppers.... BTW I am hiding Bigfoot in a chicken suit... I had to re-do it with a bigger comb and wattles and teach him to crow, which was difficult, but I couldn't teach him how to lay an egg, and what am I gonna do with a dozen large bowling ball sized eggs a week????????

 

[duckluck]

Im an avid listener of Coast to Coast AM and I heard last night that the aliens are more drawn to humans with tattoos.

I'm looking forward to being beamed up somewhere. Who else is going along for the ride?

Man, I sure do miss Art Bell...the new guy just ain't got nothing on him!

 

[birdiemomma]

Georgy Noory has a pretty sexy voice. He has 20-25+ years on me, but I would let him sing me to sleep anytime in person, if you catch my drift.

 

[sourland]

They approached me once, but the timing was bad.

 

[gryeyes]

Man, I sure do miss Art Bell...the new guy just ain't got nothing on him!

Oh, he's gone? Wow. I knew him back before he was a Big Thing, when he was a 9-1-1dispatcher.

Two, I'm glad my tattoos are spread around, so I don't get yanked upwards by someplace tender.