All the Christian Homeschoolers!

[Bakbuk]

*Pops back into existence out of nowhere*

 

[SunriseChickers]

Oh, hmm, I need a good questions of the day. I didn't originally intend for it to be a thing, but it's fun!
Describe a place you've been that left you awestruck or at least appreciative of God's beautiful world!

The woods behind my property are absolutely magical. It looks like a solid two acres of trees, but there's a large meadow in the center that's filled with sunshine. There are massive, old elms with big branches stretching over the long, fine grasses. One tree has old boards nailed into it, so you can climb up and sit on a branch that's comfortable enough to stay on for hours. It overlooks the meadow. There are the ruins of an old barn in those woods, the old concrete floors cracked and broken from over a century of nature creeping in and trees pushing their way through. There's a remnant of a road, nothing but a flat stretch with dirt banked on either side. At the end of the old road is a hole, where the basement of a farmhouse used to be. Under the honeysuckle you might find some bones. In the meadow you will find game trails. To the south you will find a big, fallen elm where raccoons have made their home. It's a beautiful place. Unfortunately we can no longer visit this whimsical clearing, as the owner has begun to use it for hunting.

 

[SunriseChickers]

*Pops back into existence out of nowhere*

*Jumps back in surprise* Woah, where'd you come from?!

 

[Bakbuk]

*Jumps back in surprise* Woah, where'd you come from?!

A hole in a reality warp

 

[Bakbuk]

The woods behind my property are absolutely magical. It looks like a solid two acres of trees, but there's a large meadow in the center that's filled with sunshine. There are massive, old elms with big branches stretching over the long, fine grasses. One tree has old boards nailed into it, so you can climb up and sit on a branch that's comfortable enough to stay on for hours. It overlooks the meadow. There are the ruins of an old barn in those woods, the old concrete floors cracked and broken from over a century of nature creeping in and trees pushing their way through. There's a remnant of a road, nothing but a flat stretch with dirt banked on either side. At the end of the old road is a hole, where the basement of a farmhouse used to be. Under the honeysuckle you might find some bones. In the meadow you will find game trails. To the south you will find a big, fallen elm where raccoons have made their home. It's a beautiful place. Unfortunately we can no longer visit this whimsical clearing, as the owner has begun to use it for hunting.

That sounds so lovely! Sad that you can't go there anymore.

 

[SunriseChickers]

A hole in a reality warp

:O Wowwww.
Wait- a hole in a warp of reality? That must be where all my missing stuff gets off to, it all makes sense now!

 

[Bakbuk]

Oh, hmm, I need a good questions of the day. I didn't originally intend for it to be a thing, but it's fun!
Describe a place you've been that left you awestruck or at least appreciative of God's beautiful world!

Oh goodness, where do I begin?!

 

[Bakbuk]

:O Wowwww.
Wait- a hole in a warp of reality? That must be where all my missing stuff gets off to, it all makes sense now!

Let's see here...*Checks backpack* Spuds, shoes, snails.... aha! Socks!
Found a bunch of mismatching socks while I was in that ol' reality warp back ther. Any of these yours? *Holds up a handful of random assorted colorful socks*

 

[SunriseChickers]

Let's see here...*Checks backpack* Spuds, shoes, snails.... aha! Socks!
Found a bunch of mismatching socks while I was in the reality warp. Are any of these yours? *Holds up a handful of random assorted colorful socks*

*Looks through the socks in earnest*
Why yes, look at this one! I haven't seen this sock in years! Wow, I really need access to this warp.

 

[Bakbuk]

*Looks through the socks in earnest*
Why yes, look at this one! I haven't seen this sock in years! Wow, I really need access to this warp.

"Come git yar tickets now, folks! Step raight this way here to enter the warp of reaality! Only four bits to enter! Come and see the reality warp 'fore it's gawn!"