Am I the only guy in this world

[gaited horse]

That can't tie a neck tie to save my life?
Thank goodness for zip neck ties.

 

[Laurajean]

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Um... I thought you meant neck ties, until I saw the zip tie part. Now I have a funny image of you with a zip tie around your neck.

 

[debilorrah]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Poor guy!!! No you are not alone.

Dangit Laura!!!!

 

[gaited horse]

I've watched at least 10 videos on youtube and tried them all at least 5 times. One day I might be able to learn.

 

[Coopa Cabana]

Now I'm confused, too, 'cause I was gonna offer help with a Windsor, Half-Windsor or Bow Tie.

Must be past my bed time.

 

[gaited horse]

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No you are right. I've tried everything but a bow tie (not a fan) but no luck I even tried the Pratt knot.

 

[Coopa Cabana]

http://www.tieguide.com/tie.htm

 

[gaited horse]

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Thanks I'll try this one.

 

[gaited horse]

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It worked I was kinda able to do one! thanks for posting.

 

[Spookwriter]

How about another one of those "Spook's Embarrassing Moments"

As a teenager I didn't know how to tie a necktie. I didn't grow up in
a family where neckties were acceptable.

I was getting ready to take my best girl to a school dance, and a tie
was deemed necessary. Just something else I had to buy.

But I couldn't tie it. No one in family knew how.

My big night came, I still couldn't tie it.

I stopped at the home of a young couple from the church we went to.
A twenty-something lady. She was hot. She tied my tie for me that night.

Off to the dance I went.

Yes, I went back a few more times for her to help me learn to tie my own
ties. Like I said, she was a real pretty lady.

I was almost the saddest boy in town when she finally decided I could tie
my ties.

I still think of her every time I put a tie on.