WeaveAGarden, I just wanted to let you know I truly feel for you. The pea soup thing you described, I went through that when my thyroid was underactive. When you're in your living room and relaxed, thoughts seem to come easily, but then they disappear. When you have to explain yourself (like to a doctor), you're just one big blank. I know how awful and frustrating this feels.
If it would work, perhaps you could cut and paste from this thread, especially from the first couple of pages. Copy them to a Word document, so at least they are there. Then you can have your mom check to make sure it is cohesive and she can deliver it personally to the Mayor with a photo of you.
Your first comments about what is going on and WHY you need these chickens were all very well written, easily understood, and can stand on their own.