Yup, noodles only have a few ingredients lakeman....being eggs, flour, water (sometimes), salt (sometimes). Seeing as the only "wet" products you have are eggs and water, it's common knowledge that you'd add more water due to the lack of egg whites.
I also agree, that it really is a technique. Once you get the technique, you don't follow a recipe. The dough talks to you, depending on what day it is. Recipe I use (although it had whole eggs, but just adjust water until you have a nice dough ball) 1 cup flour to one egg. Dash of salt. I usually make 4 portions (4 cups flour, 4 eggs) each time. If you do a bigger version, you could prolly use 4 cups flour and 5 egg yolks, then knead in flour until a nice dough ball forms.
I don't think Katy is being offensive to you at all, I think it's quite the opposite. Katy is not taking the topic, off topic. Pretty sure we are still talking about noodles here.
ETA: (I own an angel food cake pan, and i'm not "old timey" by any means.
Almost anyone I know that bakes, in fact has one. I don't think they went extinct)