I can pretendapologies, but do you mean post a post on the forum? Or do you mean post you one by mail?
I obviously can’t do the second.
I don’t know where you’re at, so I don’t know how you can get a hold of a goose. If you can get a hold of one, though, you can try my method.




This world has been peculiar enough, so a man turning up dressed as a goose would really stun me, too be perfectly honest with you.