Junkmanme, the funniest thing I ever heard with languages was once years ago I was traveling around the country in an old custom van, had stopped a few weeks in Mesa Arizona and was working construction. I worked with some guys from Mexico, and they knew I was broke, so they let me eat with them until payday. When friday came around, I took them out to eat at a Chinese restraunt. The waitress spoke very little English, the guys spoke very little English, and I spoke very little English
even less Spanish and no Chinese.
The one guy wanted chili. but he pronounced it cheelee. I couldn't convince him you couldn't get chili from a Chinese place. I can't explain it... you just had to be there, but after 30 years I still laugh when I think about it. I think everyone there thought we had escaped from a nut house somewhere.
They were sorta right too. I got fired from that job after a few weeks because the boss told me to carry some steel up on the sixth floor (Was just I-beams up there). I looked at him like he was nuts, turned away from him, leaned over and asked him what he seen. What he asked? I looked him right in the eyes and said you don't see no bushy tail freind, I ain't no darn squirrel and I ain't going up there like one.
I miss those days of being young and stupid sometimes.