Heh heh, I'll share my system for sneaking more birds past the warden.
My hubby (DH) likes that I love my birds, they keep me busy which is important because for me, an idle mind is the devils playground. So he really doesn't give me too much trouble about them. However, he is not a "bird" or "chicken" person (I didnt know this going into the relationship, but I guess in his defense, neither did he know that I was), and unlike me, he does have a limit. He thinks 9 chickens is a sufficient number.
Seriously. What am I supposed to do with 9 chickens?!
First I learned that if I don't count, DH doesn't know the exact # of birds we have.
If I get purebreeds, they all look alike, and he thinks that it's less birds because...
If I free range, DH will only see about 1/4 of the birds at any given time.
90% of biddies are easily concealed in the brooder by Mama heating pad. So when he sees this he doesn't know he's only seeing the tip of the iceberg.
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The only way he will ever know the sheer true # of birds we have is to go into the coop at night and count them on the roost.
This will never happen because DH is mortified of snakes and I am sure I let him know about ALL the snakes that I "find" in and around the coop.
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DH still thinks we have 9 chickens. I don't think even understands why we are adding on for 9 birds.
In reality, according to the law of negatives and Chicken Math, we have about 35-40, give or take 5 bantams that apparently cancel out one or two adult birds, lol!
This is going to be a tricky week because I have to integrate/conceal 2 shipments of chicks and juveniles into the flock without notice.
Wish me luck!