Anyone have luck catching a feral chicken?? UPDATE: Rooster caught, no hen

[sannabelle]

Funny story.
And I have to preface this with - I do not have a deep voice.
I took my dog for a nice long walk on the beach today and needed a peepee stop for me when we were finished, before driving home.
Luckily they have really nice restrooms right at the beach.
Unfortunately the ladies room was occupied by a chatty group of teenagers Who were changing their clothes and there were no available stalls.
I knew I could not wait until they cleared out.
There was a mom standing outside the men's room waiting, it turned out, for her little boy. When he came out I asked him if there was anyone else in there. He said nope!
Thank God! Because at this point it was an emergency!
I said I'm going in! And the little boy's mom said I'll guard the door while you're in there.
There was only one stall and it was too small to fit me and my golden retriever at the same time, but since I had a guard outside the door I just left the door ajar. If I had closed it my dog would've probably scratched the paint on it anyway.
A few seconds later I hear the door to the restroom open and I assume it is the lady so I shout out, "I'm almost done! sorry I didn't shut the door, my dog wouldn't fit in here with me!"
And a MANS VOICE replied,
"No worries BRO!
Gotta pee sumpin' fierce! Oh HEY BUDDY! "
I can hear that he and my dog are becoming... acquainted on the other side of the partition.
To which I reply, "Um, I'm a LADY, and I'll just skip washing my hands and avert my eyes as I leave. Okay?"

And he answers "That's cool Bro, have a nice day!"

Oh my gosh I'm crying laughing. I read his voice in the sea turtles voice from finding nemo

 

[staceyj]

Oh my gosh I'm crying laughing. I read his voice in the sea turtles voice from finding nemo

CRUSH!
Duuuuude!
That's pretty much what he sounded like.
Lol

 

[staceyj]

I have a question! How does the pictured feeder work for bantams?
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I think you need smaller elbows.

 

[Sassysouth]

I think you need smaller elbows.

Yes, I would agree with you.

 

[apryl29]

I have a question! How does the pictured feeder work for bantams?
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Can we just take a moment to acknowledge the expression on that chickens face? I imagine she's thinking what the hell is this?

 

[staceyj]

@Sassysouth ,
Caption:
What the bock,bock,bock?

 

[Sassysouth]

 

[apryl29]

@Sassysouth ,
Caption:
What the bock,bock,bock?

I kind of prefer What the cluck! But I have a bit of a potty mouth.

 

[Sassysouth]

I kind of hate the idea of sticking their head in that hole to eat. That doesn’t seem enjoyable. And PVC is expensive.

 

[staceyj]

I kind of prefer What the cluck! But I have a bit of a potty mouth.

It was the best I could do on short notice!
I'll have to work on learning to spell the things chickens say.