Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

[5Australorpasaures]

Why is we’re dressed like that when stuff like that happens?!

It's right there in the Murphy's Law Handbook!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Right? I should mention no one else was home at the time and my phone was inside, so I had to do the walk of shame to the neighbors to use their phone to call hubby.
They still don’t think I’m right in th head…

Here they’d probably send you guys to the loony bin

 

[5Australorpasaures]

Aren’t they always?!

It's a practiced art. Like the on and off switch behind the right ear.