Announcement April Fools' 2019 - BYC Now Fully Self-Moderated

[duluthralphie]

Ralphie, Ducks are quite easily kept in a row when spitted and suspended over a fire...

I am thinking of making you assistant self moderator... because of your exemplary morals and wisdom.

 

[duluthralphie]

I think it's a ridiculous idea. I mean just look at the posts so far. Imagine this lot in the evening after they've necked a few beers.

That seems kind of judgemental... but being a fair moderator I will think on this while I finish my beer.

 

[sourland]

Fine, I'm leaving BYC!

You can never leave Hotel California.

 

[Kusanar]

I am thinking of making you assistant self moderator... because of your exemplary morals and wisdom.

Yay!!!
"Web foots roasting over an open fire,
Orange sauce dripping from their bills..."

 

[BullChick]

I think it's a ridiculous idea. I mean just look at the posts so far. Imagine this lot in the evening after they've necked a few beers.

What would be the problem?

 

[duluthralphie]

You can never leave Hotel California.

Is that the one Norm Bates owns?

 

[sourland]

Is that the one Norm Bates owns?

I have a really good answer, but am exerting Self Moderation. Anyone have a halo for me ?

 

[BYCforlife]

How about Tim Hawkins' cover?

On a dark country highway
Cool wind in your hair
Warm smell of a corn dog
Rising up through the air

You see a sign in the distance
It says, "we're open all day"
And if you walk up to the entrance,
It's where you'll hear me say

I'm a greeter at Walmart in California
Yeah I work the door
At the superstore
I hand out stickers at a Walmart in California

Where my vest is blue
And my hair is too

 

[perchie.girl]

Please change the offensive reference in that statement...

and so it begins.....

 

[duluthralphie]

I have a really good answer, but am exerting Self Moderation. Anyone have a halo for me ?

Halo Sour,

How ya doing today?

Your BFF
Ralphie