Announcement April Fools' 2019 - BYC Now Fully Self-Moderated

[Shadrach]

I don't wanna....I don't wanna....



What color do you prefer....

Anything except frog green.

 

[duluthralphie]

ASBO tags! (anti social behavior order)
Never mind the name tags. ASBO tags! Start giving them out.

I'll have mine on the left leg please.

Again I prefer toe tags...

 

[TwoCrows]

If I place my restraining order through Amazon, will I get next day delivery?

 

[Shadrach]

Approved!!
@Shadrach you have an active restraining order from @Miss Lydia spanning 24 years in length. You are no longer allowed to directly interact with her. Any breach of contract will result in impoundment and trial before your peers.

Awww, come on! I'm 64!
You've given me a life sentence for for a bit of frog poking. Pfffftttt.

 

[Miss Lydia]

24 years?? Wow, he's gonna be an OLD man by then!

Probably older than dirt

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Y'all are ALL too funny!
I'll take my ASBO tag on my right shoulder, in kelly green please.. and I'll stay in my "self assigned " forum.

 

[duluthralphie]

Yeah, the Genetics forums are brutal!

I being of a new and superior strain of human..with advanced genetics....have learned to avoid the genetics threads....

Now if I just stayed away from the predator control ones...

 

[ChickenCanoe]

So does that mean I can issue warning PM's too? (Totally didn't already do that )
Are restraining orders a thing? Can I make them a thing?

Perhaps a 'citizens' arrest'.

 

[BullChick]

A Reminder of our Rules: Excessive Fighting/Arguing
Shadrach,
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When did BYC become “family friendly?”

Me too. Fat, bumpy, cute toads!

Edit, I’m offended! Auto correction doesn’t like toads, as they changed the word “toads” to “roads”

Oh Tom the toad
Oh Tom the toad
Why are you lying
On the road?
Oh Tom the toad
Oh Tom the toad
Why are you lying
On the road?
You did not see that car ahead
Now you’re all marked with tire tread
Oh Tom the toad
Oh Tom the toad
Why are you lying
On the road?

 

[Miss Lydia]

If I place my restraining order through Amazon, will I get next day delivery?

Only if you have prime!