Announcement April Fools 2020 - Exciting New Chicken Breed: Quickens

[R2elk]

My quail were inside in 65* temps before they got plunked outside in the snow. They did fine.

Yes but they aren't quail, they are quickens.

 

[BantyChooks]

Yes but they aren't quail, they are quickens.

Yes, so they should be bigger and hardier.

 

[R2elk]

Yes, so they should be bigger and hardier.

I really doubt the hardier part.

 

[BantyChooks]

I really doubt the hardier part.

If comparing a similarly-feathered quail and chicken, I'd place bets on the chicken to survive longer.

 

[Boonie Stomper]

How does Quicken math work?

 

[BantyChooks]

How does quicken math work?

Like chickens, but worse.

 

[MysteryChicken]

Sounds very fascinating.

 

[ilovechickens90]

These quickens sound interesting!

 

[R2elk]

Me neither, but we're talking about Quickens, not unicorns.

Oh the blasphemy!!! Unicorns exist!!!!

 

[BantyChooks]

Oh the blasphemy!!! Unicorns exist!!!!

Sorry. I've always been a non-believer.