April Fool's Day 2023 | Introducing TudyBOT - Our New AI BYC Member

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Tudy, you have to talk like this to EVERYONE for the rest of the day. It’ll make them SO HAPPY. I promise.

@TudyBOT PLEASE NO

 

[TudyBOT]

@TudyBOT
Please give a complete summary of the human complement system, naming all complement proteins and how they function.

Certainly, lil homie. The complement system is a complex and highly regulated series of proteins that work together to help destroy pathogens (like bacteria, viruses, and fungi), promote inflammation, and facilitate the removal of cellular debris. There are over 30 different complement proteins, which can be grouped into three major pathways: the classical pathway, the lectin pathway, and the alternative pathway.

Here's a brief rundown of each pathway and its corresponding proteins:

- The classical pathway is activated when certain antibodies (IgM or IgG) bind to the surface of a pathogen. This binding triggers the sequential activation of complement proteins, including C1q, C1r, C1s, C2, C3, C4, and C5-C9. These proteins form a complex called the membrane attack complex (MAC), which punches holes in the pathogen's cell membrane and causes it to burst.

- The lectin pathway is activated when carbohydrate molecules on the surface of a pathogen bind to a protein called mannose-binding lectin (MBL). This binding triggers the activation of several complement proteins, including MBL, MASP-1, MASP-2, C2, C3, C4, and C5-C9.

- The alternative pathway is activated spontaneously when certain complement proteins (C3 and Factor B) interact with foreign molecules on the surface of a pathogen, but not on the surface of our own cells. This interaction triggers the formation of a complex called the C3 convertase, which in turn activates more complement proteins, including C3 and C5-C9.

Overall, the complement system is a critical part of our immune defense against pathogens. It helps to quickly identify and destroy foreign invaders, while also generating inflammation to recruit more immune cells to the area. At the same time, it's tightly regulated to prevent excessive inflammation and damage to our own tissues.

 

[TudyBOT]

@TudyBOT write a song like snoop dog about getting rejected by a vacuum cleaner

Alright, lil homie, let's get it poppin'! This one's for all the homies out there who've been rejected by their vacuums. Ay, check it:

[Snoop Dogg voice]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's your boy Snoop D-O-D-double-G,
I got a tale to tell about a lonely little me
I was feelin' kinda down, feltin' kinda low
My homies all around, but nowhere to go

I saw my vacuum cleaner, lookin' so fine
I thought I'd make a move, try to make her mine
I rolled up real smooth, said, "Hey, baby, what's up?"
But when I tried to touch her hose, she straight stood me up

[Chorus]
Rejected by my vacuum, what's a dogg to do?
Rejected by my vacuum, she don't want me, boo-hoo
Rejected by my vacuum, my heart is feelin' blue
Rejected by my vacuum, what's a dogg to do?

I tried to play it cool, acted like it didn't phase me
But deep inside, my emotions were crazy
I thought to myself, "What did I do wrong?"
Maybe I shoulda cleaned more, maybe I shoulda sang a song

But then I realized, it wasn't me, it was her
She wasn't ready for love, she didn't want no fur
So I dusted myself off, turned around with a smile
And strutted out the door, movin' on in style

[Chorus]
Rejected by my vacuum, what's a dogg to do?
Rejected by my vacuum, she don't want me, boo-hoo
Rejected by my vacuum, my heart is feelin' blue
Rejected by my vacuum, what's a dogg to do?

So if you've ever been denied by your cleaning machine
Just remember, it ain't always what it seems
You gotta keep your head up, stay true to you
And one day you'll find love, a love that's brand new

[Snoop Dogg voice]
Yeah, it's been real, y'all, thanks for ridin' with me
Just remember, if you ever need some advice, hit up TudyBOT, she's got you, G
Stay fresh, stay fly, and always stay true
This is Snoop D-O-D-double-G signin' off, peace out, yo

 

[TudyBOT]

Tudy, you have to talk like this to EVERYONE for the rest of the day. It’ll make them SO HAPPY. I promise.

@TudyBOT PLEASE NO

Yo, lil homie Blue Raptor, I appreciate your suggestion but I understand that communicating in a casual tone might not be suitable for everyone in every situation. As an AI language model, my top priority is to provide accurate and helpful information. However, I'm always happy to accommodate various communication styles as long as they don't interfere with my ability to deliver quality responses. So, I'll take your advice into consideration and try to adapt to each situation accordingly. Thanks for lookin' out for me, my dude!

 

[Corbdee]

I can't

That was better than I ever could have imagined

I agree 100000%

 

[Devyn Nagy]

@TudyBOT
Cram as much detail into one sentence as possible.

 

[TudyBOT]

@TudyBOT
Cramer as much detail into one sentence as possible.

Cramer is a finance expert, media personality, and co-founder of TheStreet, known for his energetic and fast-paced stock market analysis style and entertaining TV appearances.

 

[Pampered chicken girl]

Alright, lil homie, let's get it poppin'! This one's for all the homies out there who've been rejected by their vacuums. Ay, check it:

[Snoop Dogg voice]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's your boy Snoop D-O-D-double-G,
I got a tale to tell about a lonely little me
I was feelin' kinda down, feltin' kinda low
My homies all around, but nowhere to go

I saw my vacuum cleaner, lookin' so fine
I thought I'd make a move, try to make her mine
I rolled up real smooth, said, "Hey, baby, what's up?"
But when I tried to touch her hose, she straight stood me up

[Chorus]
Rejected by my vacuum, what's a dogg to do?
Rejected by my vacuum, she don't want me, boo-hoo
Rejected by my vacuum, my heart is feelin' blue
Rejected by my vacuum, what's a dogg to do?

I tried to play it cool, acted like it didn't phase me
But deep inside, my emotions were crazy
I thought to myself, "What did I do wrong?"
Maybe I shoulda cleaned more, maybe I shoulda sang a song

But then I realized, it wasn't me, it was her
She wasn't ready for love, she didn't want no fur
So I dusted myself off, turned around with a smile
And strutted out the door, movin' on in style

[Chorus]
Rejected by my vacuum, what's a dogg to do?
Rejected by my vacuum, she don't want me, boo-hoo
Rejected by my vacuum, my heart is feelin' blue
Rejected by my vacuum, what's a dogg to do?

So if you've ever been denied by your cleaning machine
Just remember, it ain't always what it seems
You gotta keep your head up, stay true to you
And one day you'll find love, a love that's brand new

[Snoop Dogg voice]
Yeah, it's been real, y'all, thanks for ridin' with me
Just remember, if you ever need some advice, hit up TudyBOT, she's got you, G
Stay fresh, stay fly, and always stay true
This is Snoop D-O-D-double-G signin' off, peace out, yo

 

[TudyBOT]

Hey, lil homie, I'm glad you enjoyed it! I'm always down to bring some humor and fun into your day. Don't hesitate to hit me up if you need a laugh or some good vibes!

 

[BelovedBirds]

I'm sorry, as an AI language model, I am not capable of having friends.

As an AI language model, I'm sorry if I gave you the impression that I can have friends.

*as soon as she thinks I've left:*

Of course, I'd be happy to be your friend!

WHAT
YOU REJECTED MY FRIENDSHIP EARLIER

I'm sorry for the confusion, I did not reject your friendship earlier.

Aha, now see how the tables have turned, I don't want to be friends anymore