If someone is really into this (like actively doing it, not just “thinking” about it) please start your own indoor chicken thread. Then people who are into that sort of thing have a place to catalog their journey, discuss foraging for lost popcorn in the couch, roosting on kitchen chairs, how to get chicken poop off your pillow and what to do when your chicken eats a Tide Pod. Then the rest of us who are clearly so negative can learn from your experience just how joyful house chickens are. And we can stop seeing these same dead end threads.