Are Cheetos organic?

[OhZark Biddies]

Backpacking. Fritos and funyuns both weigh almost nothing. Doesn't matter much if they get broken/crushed. They go in a small bag with a lighter. and its good for starting damp wood.

Also, if you should find one a seagull missed on the shore, and want to have a beachside campfire, all 60s-like.

nope, that’s not for me, I’m allergic to seagulls and I only do organic backpacking, where I wear 100% hemp clothes made by Tibetan monks and a backpack made of recycled Birkenstocks

that way if I get eaten by a bear I’m not harming the environment

 

[Eddie the Yeti]

Keep a bag of Funyuns around. or Fritos. Doesn't matter if they get stale. they make EXCELLENT fire starters. Fritos are my preference though, they last longer.

I have started many a fire with Fritos. I used to keep a few packets of military issue coffee creamer (green packets) because there was nothing in the world more flammable. They actually stopped making that stuff because people left the glass jars on window sills and they exploded when they got hot. When I could no longer get the creamer an shipmate showed me how well Fritos burned.

 

[ackie]

I really don't think so. Maybe a bit healthier than inorganic eggs? But other than that's it's just a niche market for people looking to eat organically

I cant resist pointing out that organic means containing carbon so inorganic in super not correct.

OP, I personally would stick with what you've been doing. Theres no sense IMO in changing everything - your feed, not giving them table scraps, etc - just to be able to call them organic if you're not selling anyway.

 

[ackie]

nope, that’s not for me, I’m allergic to seagulls and I only do organic backpacking, where I wear 100% hemp clothes made by Tibetan monks and a backpack made of recycled Birkenstocks

that way if I get eaten by a bear I’m not harming the environment

but spam is organic right?

 

[OhZark Biddies]

but spam is organic right?

Everyone thinks that spam is made of meat and meat byproducts but that’s actually an urban legend started by pygmies on a far off island in the South Pacific to influence a 1934 high school class presidential election in a small town in Idaho.

In actuality, spam is made of seagulls and broken promises... and the only person who knows if it’s actually carbon based or made without pesticides is Joseph Teller.

hope that clears things up

 

[ackie]

Everyone thinks that spam is made of meat and meat byproducts but that’s actually an urban legend started by pygmies on a far off island in the South Pacific to influence a 1934 high school class presidential election in a small town in Idaho.

In actuality, spam is made of seagulls and broken promises... and the only person who knows if it’s actually carbon based or made without pesticides is Joseph Teller.

hope that clears things up

ah yes, because like chickens, seagulls are just a fast moving vegetable

 

[Eddie the Yeti]

Everyone thinks that spam is made of meat and meat byproducts but that’s actually an urban legend started by pygmies on a far off island in the South Pacific to influence a 1934 high school class presidential election in a small town in Idaho.

In actuality, spam is made of seagulls and broken promises... and the only person who knows if it’s actually carbon based or made without pesticides is Joseph Teller.

hope that clears things up

Sorry but spam is made from the leftovers in the factory in Texas where senior citizens sew turtles and rabbits together to make dead armadillos. That is why no one ever sees a live armadillo. it is something the Texas Department of Transportation invented. they put them on the sides of the road so people will have something to count and stay awake while driving across Texas. the parts they don't use are ground up, mixed with sawdust and extruded into cubes the size and shape of a block of spam.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

Sorry but spam is made from the leftovers in the factory in Texas where senior citizens sew turtles and rabbits together to make dead armadillos. That is why no one ever sees a live armadillo. it is something the Texas Department of Transportation invented. they put them on the sides of the road so people will have something to count and stay awake while driving across Texas. the parts they don't use are ground up, mixed with sawdust and extruded into cubes the size and shape of a block of spam.

I stand corrected, lol

 

[Xouie]

I cant resist pointing out that organic means containing carbon so inorganic in super not correct.

OP, I personally would stick with what you've been doing. Theres no sense IMO in changing everything - your feed, not giving them table scraps, etc - just to be able to call them organic if you're not selling anyway.

Back in university days, when my cave was in a corner of the physics/chem building, EVERYTHING left in the break room to be shared was labeled “organic” (often in a gloriously fussy font). Until the Hostess Twinkies. Someone crossed out “organic” and wrote “Nice try”. So sad that was pre-cellphone-camera times.

 

[Eddie the Yeti]

I stand corrected, lol

It was not your fault THEY don't want you to know