Are Cheetos organic?

[Eddie the Yeti]

C'mon, now, don't you think we're taking this a bit too far? Let's be realistic, here. Cheetos do NOT need antibiotics. Have you ever, in your entire life, seen a truly sick cheeto? ... I mean, really ...

If dinosaurs ate cheetos they would still be around and we would be living in trees and running whenever they came around. Cheetos ARE the best superfood

 

[Eddie the Yeti]

I have a rooster, that no matter what I feed it. (And I try to buy all the best, healthy feed I can find) drinks only purified water, or (even bottled water) sometimes. And after these three long years, ( Has never laid an egg).
But I’m still hopeful

You could try massaging his vent twice a day for a few weeks. It is just as likely to stimulate his egg laying instincts as anything else you could try and he may just really love you afterwards

 

[Eddie the Yeti]

Fess up, you are Eddie the Yeti’s coworker aren’t you?

give us the dirt on him, does he heat up fish in the break room microwave? Does he park right up front straddling the line so that he takes up two spots

C’mon you can tell us

I don't heat up fish, but I have been know to eat tacos and hardboiled eggs so I will have a way to shorten meetings that run long

 

[featherhead007]

You could try massaging his vent twice a day for a few weeks. It is just as likely to stimulate his egg laying instincts as anything else you could try and he may just really love you afterwards

I wouldn’t know how to do it, but if you would show me how, I’m a pretty quick study!

 

[featherhead007]

I wouldn’t know how to do it, but if you would show me how, I’m a pretty quick study!

I do know how to rub his waddles (he likes that)

 

[OhZark Biddies]

I don't heat up fish, but I have been know to eat tacos and hardboiled eggs so I will have a way to shorten meetings that run long

your ability to plan for adversity and execute that plan under pressure is commendable

 

[Eddie the Yeti]

I grow lot's of those, (In with my tomatoes)

The local pet store sells hornworms for $1 a piece as lizard food. You could probably make more money selling worms that eggs!

 

[featherhead007]

The local pet store sells hornworms for $1 a piece as lizard food. You could probably make more money selling worms that eggs!

Now that’s an idea (but my chickens would eat up all the profits)

 

[Eddie the Yeti]

your ability to plan for adversity and execute that plan under pressure is commendable

I know , right.. So why is it no one else seems to appreciate my efforts to keep the office running on schedule? I blame it on millennials not being as time conscious as older people are.

 

[WallyG74]

I get these cheetos and proceed to tell myself since they are "simply natural" that means I can eat whole bag in one sitting View attachment 2450384

And don’t you dare let anyone tell you that you’re wrong for it!